Pregnancy and Science Fiction

I know people don't like it when design blogs go baby, but frankly, I don't really know that this is a design blog...or a food blog...or really just a place I go to ramble when I think of it. So, I thought I'd share some things I've learned about pregnancy...

1) Whenever you arrive anywhere - go pee. It doesn't matter if you just went, or you're just running in...just go. You won't make it through otherwise.

2) Some pregnant women don't get cute - some of us just end up looking more like Chewbacca (Image from here).

Not really the best look...
3) So, not only do I look like Chewbacca, but I eat like a hobbit. Second breakfast? Don't mind if I do. And since I don't really look pregnant...I just glare at people as they give me that sympathetic "she's really letting herself go" look. But don't worry...a glaring Chewie puts people in their place.
4) You cry all the time. For no reason. So remember when I said I glared and it scared people? That was a lie. I cry. So really, I'm an eating, crying Chewbacca. Luckily, that scares people too.

So what I've learned so far, pregnancy is pretty much like science fiction. I wish it were more like regular fiction...you know, with the hot vampires...because I don't read science fiction...nerds.